Balenciaga black sunglasses

Black acetate, a rounded cat eye that gives up on the point halfway through the corner and looks better for it. Gold hardware at the hinge, dark grey lenses, and a Balenciaga name stamped small enough that most people will just assume you have good taste on your own.

We put these on expecting logomania and got someone’s actual grandmother’s sunglasses instead, if the grandmother in question had impeccable taste and access to acetate this good.